glossery:

i was gonna not masturbate but then something came up

(Source: heytinafey)


hugh-the-hand:

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

y:

m:

c:

a:

its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

PLEASE CLICK C

(Source: nobodycars)

(Source: liz-comstock)


sonicmetennant:

(Source: nerdwegian)


pricklylegs:

These are gold.

(Source: thefergiefergs)


I’m just gonna bullshit it.

— my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process